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IM with the Cullens ch.6

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R-Chan: I owneth Nothing g dawgs!

BellaBellaDancerFallDowna- has logged on

**Shop_ohlic** - has logged on

Teh_Smex- has logged on

Buzz_Kill - has logged on

VeryEmotional- has logged on

Alice: -whistles-

Bella: Ed Edd’n Eddy!

Edward: Yeah that show just sucks.

Bella: Your Double D!!!

Japer: WTF?

Alice: Your Eddy!

Emmett: You am I!?

Alice: Exactly!

Edward: your Ed which really would just make perfect sense.

Bella: Double D?

Edward: Yeah I’m not answering.

Bella: But you just did Double D!

Alice: I’m Sarah!!!

Bella: Do I look like Jimmy to you!?

Alice:..

Edward:…

Jasper:…

Bella: Don’t answer that!  I’ve accepted that I’m a klutz!  I want to be well IDK because there’s like 2 girl and I can’t play the other one b/c she’s like the hot one of the culdersack or wutev they think she is.  

Edward: I think you could play her =)

Bella: … She’s also sporty.

Edward: Never mind then.

Alice: OMC Bella we must do something totally awesomefull!!!

Bella: I swear to God if it involves me and playing Barbie I will scream.

Alice: Noooo, were going to play Charlie Brown!  I’m Woodstock!!

Bella: Oh I’m Snoopy!!!

Emmett: I’m Charlie!

Alice: Rose is Lucy, Edward you Linus, and Jasper is Pig Pen.

Jasper: Thanks honey -.-

Edward: Bella close your eyes and DO NOT read what Alice types.

Alice:  Jasper but I know you play dirty and -BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-

Jasper: Yay!

(Edward buzzes Bella)

Edward: You can look now love.

Bella Your far to over protective.

Edward: Yeah and I don’t want you scared for eternity.

Bella: pht!  It takes a lot more to scar this girl!

Alice: She’s right ya know.

Bella: I just realized something.

Emmett: What’s that?

Bella: I’m in a chat room full of vampires!

Alice: Why yes, yes you are.

Bella: Hmm that’s kewl dawgs.

Edward: Are you scared  now that realizations caught up with you?

Bella: Nope!  Oh snap Double D!!!

Edward: What?

Bella: I’m gonna be a fang banger!

Alice: Yeah I’m one of those.

Bella: But you are a vampire all ready so that would make you my dear friend a hypocrite!

Jasper: DO YOU TWO EVEN KNOW WHAT A FANG BANGER IS!?
Bella: No, but that doesn’t change the face that I will be one.

Edward: I’m gonna sedate you.

Bella: You should seduce me!

Edward: Go to bed!  It’s 2:30 in the morning!

Bella: Fine Captain Buzz Kill!

Edward: I’m coming over k?

Bella: You just told me to go to bed : ( I’M SO CONFUNDED!!

Jasper: You mean your confused?

Bella: Yeah that one.

Edward: Just open your window k?

Bella: Kay! J!!!

BellaBellaDancerFallDowna- has logged off

Buzz_Kill- has logged off

Alice: OMC!! Jasper let’s go shopping!

Jasper: It’s 2:35 in the morning!

Alice: Yeah it’ll be great let’s go!!

**Shop_ohlic**- has logged off

Emmett: You so whipped you and Edward both!

Jasper: Shush your face!

VeryEmotional- has logged off

Emmett: I have been left alone again T-T

Teh_Smex- has logged off
Yes they still call her tiddy wells mwahahah but we didn't hear it in this chapter b/c well IDK but yeah so this chappie suxs bad :( but enjoy and R&R
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KatalystPunkGirl98's avatar
What does Emmett's IM name mean? I don't have a problem with his IM name I just don't get what it means. Otherwise that was hilarious! I have a dirty mind apparently because I got that fang banger joke the second I read it.